I want my goddamn tater tots!
Damnit. Everyday (usually) I get breakfast from the shitty cafe downstairs in the building. Two eggs scrambled, tater tots, and lightly toasted rye w/ butter. The eggs are usually “ok” but sometimes they suck. I don’t know how someone could repeatedly fuck eggs up, but they do. The only thing that is good day in and day out are the tater tots. They make them delicious. I don’t know why someone would sell their soul to the devil for perfect tot making skills, but Mike in the cafe must have done it.
Anyway, I go down there today, I walk in and right away they are apologizing that they don’t have tater tots for me. Fuckers. I was looking forward to tots all morning.
Of course the eggs sucked today and the butter on the toast tasted like it sat out a little too long. And now I am just left with the fading memory of those magical tater tots.
Do you put the tots in your pocket so you can save them for later?
Do they bake their eggs?
Baked eggs suck.
Nope, not baked. Fried on a griddle.
The problem, I think, generally is that he doesn’t scramble them up enough. I need that shit fully mixed up.
Does he add a little milk, little salt, pepper, whisk them up? My mommy used to put some sort of green herb in them, and they were just DELICIOUS. I haven’t been able to duplicate her eggs, though.
And Stewie, don’t make fun of Shiki for saving his tots. He’ll probably be hungry because he won’t have eaten anything ALL DAY!!