Sex with corpses and potatoes = traffic
So I was looking at my blog’s stats weeping at the low amount of people who find my shitty writing interesting enough to come here and I was surprised to see what some of the keywords were to finding my blog. Thought I should share them with you all:
- necrophilia fuckers
- tater tots and eggs
Yes. My blog is apparently very popular with people who like to fuck dead people and enjoy a diced and reshaped potato treat. In one way I am honored, but in another I am saddened that I just can’t provide the level of enjoyment I am sure some of them are looking for once they stumble upon this blog.
The search for “necrophilia fuckers” came in via MSN. When I did the search on msn.com with those words I am the fifth listed site. Wow, impressive. While I am all for sexual deviancy and partake in plenty (as some of you may know by my low purity score) I have yet to see the hotness of a corpse and honestly hope I never do. Sorry boys and girls.
Now, tater tots. Those I love. Not as good as Nathan’s fries, but damn good nonetheless.
I found you doing a search for “pumpkin pie sex in a furry costume.”
Go figure.
And I found you by doing a search for “mad cosplay skillz.”
Personally, I think a diced and reshaped potato treat would really hit the spot after some hot necrophiliac sex. But that’s just me.
And I have officially overshared. LG out!
I found a link to this page from Man Fay’s site.
I typed in “hot funky hairy dwarf lesbian sex” and “hors d’ouevre” and your site came up. I think you’ve “fixed” the search engines somehow…
I have a talent for that.
I noticed another great search entry: “pussywhipped, blogspot”
WTF? Somehow I figure Stewie is behind that one…