When in doubt…
I read this over at Stewie’s blog, and figured WTH.
Finish the sentences:
1. I’ve come to realize that my family…
… is a burden and will be the death of me.
2. I am listening to…
… Scott Walker’s fantastic album The Drift.
3. I talk…
… to myself at times.
4. I love…
… a lot of things. Some that people know, others that they don’t.
5. My best friend…
… once asked me if he could hook up with a girl I liked at the time. After I said, “sure” (not meaning it of course) he proceeded to tell me about how they just hooked up.
6. My first kiss was…
… with a fetching young lass down the block.
7. I lost my virginity…
… to a compulsive liar.
8. I hate it when people…
… exist.
9. Love is…
… like licking the ass of a dead squirrel that’s laying bloated in the sun; but also… there’s a negative side?
10. Marriage is…
… a right-wing agenda.
11. Somewhere, someone is thinking…
… that fnordboy never blogs. I am here to prove them wrong.
12. I’ll always…
… hate working.
13. I have a secret crush on…
… someone famous.
14. The last time I cried was because…
… of exhaustion.
15. My cell phone…
… kicks all other cell phones’ asses.
16. When I wake up in the morning…
… it takes nearly everything in me to get up to face the day.
17. Before I go to sleep at night…
… I put in a TV show DVD to fall asleep to.
18. Right now I am thinking about…
… having another cigarette.
19. Babies are…
… tiny sacks of evil.
20. I get on myspace….
… and ask myself “why?” on a daily basis.
21. Today I…
… accomplished nothing I set out to do.
22. Tonight I will…
… sleep.
23. Tomorrow I will…
… probably not accomplish anything either.
24. I really want…
… a lot of material and unnecessary items.
25. The person who most likely to repost this is…
… nobody.
